I've heard it many times, "Dogs are so lucky. I'd just lay around and do nothing too if I could lick my own dick. They've got it made!"
No, they don't. It's a frikin nightmare. Even though they can get their head down there, they can only give themselves shitty blow jobs. All they can do is lick - not suck. Think about your last shitty blow job. Probably a lot of licking and very little sucking. Certainly no serious or deep sucking. Dogs live tortured lives. They've been given the flexibility we sadly lack, but they can't use a straw...
No, they don't. It's a frikin nightmare. Even though they can get their head down there, they can only give themselves shitty blow jobs. All they can do is lick - not suck. Think about your last shitty blow job. Probably a lot of licking and very little sucking. Certainly no serious or deep sucking. Dogs live tortured lives. They've been given the flexibility we sadly lack, but they can't use a straw...
Poor Buddy!!! LOL!
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