Sunday, December 30, 2012

Some pieces of BS from the English Language

Here are a few things that have been buggin' me:

Shouldn't protest and contest be opposites?

If there is one word that CANNOT be used to describe apartments, it's APART.

Why do we continue using silent letters?  Why have them in the FIRST place?  There's no goddam "r" in Colonel!   ... See?!?  We don't need the stupid "N" in "goddamn"!!!

Whoever set this place up was an asshole.

... Again!!!  Why do I have to waste my energy trying to figure out if it should be "Whoever" or "Whomever"????  WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?  Like I couldn't be doing something better to benefit the world...

1 comment:

  1. And yet here you are dedicating time to it....

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