I'm just trying to unload a couple random tires and some seats from a Land Rover. Too big for eBay so I have to go the Craigslist route. Post those puppies! Right?!?! NOT anymore. The auto parts section is so full of retailer bulk postings and reposts that within minutes I'm pages down the list. Within an hour, my post is virtually irrelevant unless someone types in that perfect search.
Don't get me wrong. Craigslist still provides an awsome, one of a kind service. It still is a great communications/infrastructure tool. In fact, Craigslist is one site that really tries to combat all the marketing bullshit. But capitalist assholes are relentless. I feel for Craig or whoever's baby Craigslist is. It's obvious they actually care. But this isn't about Craigslist...
Marketing and Sales fucks up EVERYTHING. Just like television, the internet is being buried by advertising. The human network being born from the combining of the cellular networks and the internet is already being fouled by persistent stench of marketing and advertising. 75% of the internet exists for the sole purpose of obtaining THE HOLY GRAIL... your email address. Every trick and enticement they can think of to make you give up the booty. "Come on baby, don't be that way... Show Papa a little love... I'll give you the secret to effortlessly melting away belly fat???"
Your physical address is Old Testament. Like the Ten Commandments - Awe, they just tell us shit we can't do. Fuck that... We want Jesus' Crown of Thorns! i.e. Your cell phone number! If they get the email AND the phone number, they have been saved! Off to Spam-O-Rama-Lead-List-Heaven!
Now they have the tools to just bug the fuck out of you, even though you'll never respond to one ad or message. Not one click, nothing. Why? Because one jerk off in every 1,000 WILL, and when you're spamming millions, one in a thousand is all you need.
Do I even have to go into what happens when marketing and sales sink their teeth into music? ACDC, Van Halen, RHCP, Aerosmith, ZZ Top, Metallica, etc. etc. WERE KICK ASS BANDS AT ONE TIME. All turned into neutered fags. Like Roman Bathhouse fags, man love, homo gay fags. That's the kind I mean. (no offense to real gay guys, who take it in the ass like men, and suck mean dick - but you know what I'm talking about, these bands SUCK ASS now - and have for a long time.)
Don't get me wrong. Craigslist still provides an awsome, one of a kind service. It still is a great communications/infrastructure tool. In fact, Craigslist is one site that really tries to combat all the marketing bullshit. But capitalist assholes are relentless. I feel for Craig or whoever's baby Craigslist is. It's obvious they actually care. But this isn't about Craigslist...
Marketing and Sales fucks up EVERYTHING. Just like television, the internet is being buried by advertising. The human network being born from the combining of the cellular networks and the internet is already being fouled by persistent stench of marketing and advertising. 75% of the internet exists for the sole purpose of obtaining THE HOLY GRAIL... your email address. Every trick and enticement they can think of to make you give up the booty. "Come on baby, don't be that way... Show Papa a little love... I'll give you the secret to effortlessly melting away belly fat???"
Your physical address is Old Testament. Like the Ten Commandments - Awe, they just tell us shit we can't do. Fuck that... We want Jesus' Crown of Thorns! i.e. Your cell phone number! If they get the email AND the phone number, they have been saved! Off to Spam-O-Rama-Lead-List-Heaven!
Now they have the tools to just bug the fuck out of you, even though you'll never respond to one ad or message. Not one click, nothing. Why? Because one jerk off in every 1,000 WILL, and when you're spamming millions, one in a thousand is all you need.
Do I even have to go into what happens when marketing and sales sink their teeth into music? ACDC, Van Halen, RHCP, Aerosmith, ZZ Top, Metallica, etc. etc. WERE KICK ASS BANDS AT ONE TIME. All turned into neutered fags. Like Roman Bathhouse fags, man love, homo gay fags. That's the kind I mean. (no offense to real gay guys, who take it in the ass like men, and suck mean dick - but you know what I'm talking about, these bands SUCK ASS now - and have for a long time.)
FUCK MARKETING, FUCK SALES, FUCK MONEY, FUCK THE SUPERNATURAL (GOD, SPIRITS, GHOSTS, GOBLINS, ZOMBIES, SANTA CLAUS, JESUS, ALLAH, DALI LAMA (the concept, not the actual guy), GREMLINS, BIGFOOT, ...THE WHOLE LOT OF 'EM!) FUCK GOVERNMENT, FUCK CAPITALISM, FUCK MARXISM, FUCK ISMSISM, FUCK THIS IGNORANT SHIT!
THERE'S A BETTER WAY!
BUT WE CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT UNTIL PEOPLE REALIZE IT EXISTS.
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