Wednesday, July 03, 2013

I Want To Be Famous. Do You?

Wealthy too.  Really either one alone would do.  But I want people to give a shit about what I have to say.  I want people to seek out my opinions.  Why?  'Cause I'm a pretty smart guy and I'm nice.
I love retarded statements like that.  But fuck you, I am nice.
Also I can fix pretty much anything (except automotive electrical problems apparently - inside joke with myself).
I can probably fix your car's electrical problem, just not mine.
People just need to know I exist and start employing my solutions.  We'll have jetpacks in no time!
It seems no one is going to fuck me tonight, so I'll just do it myself.  Cheers...

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