Thursday, October 03, 2013

What if the Carpenter DIDN'T Survive the Nail? Ungrateful Bastard...

I was very disappointed watching the video report about a rural carpenter that got shot in his heart with a nail from his nail gun and survived to tell the tale.  My disappointment came when he said, "I have a good testimony, saying that the Lord saved me, saved my life. That's his doing.  The nail coulda went either direction.  We could be at a funeral."  Really?   Really dude?  The Lord?

First of all, the nail couldn't have gone either direction.  It could only go one way, and that's the way it went... quite obviously.  Secondly, the Lord saved you?  His doing?  Do ya think it might have had something to do with the MD that performed on the spot, open heart surgery on your ungrateful ass?  Ya think some mention of him might be warranted and appropriate?  Nope.  No mention of the dutiful doctor, no thanks for him.  But he sure managed to attribute his continuing life to the invisible man in the sky!!!  Asshole.  If only the USSR had initiated a first strike...  if only...

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