We don't elect a President, dummy! We elect a figurehead and a Vice-President. The Vice-President runs the country (9 times out of 10). Want to know who's gonna win a Presidential Election? Just look for the dynamic duo: A charismatic figurehead, and a white haired, capitol hill experienced, dispenser of evil.
Who's running our country now? The young black guy? Really? RREEEally? No, Joe Biden runs our great nation. Look at the recent list. In fact, the one exception just hammers home my point:
PRESIDENT/FIGUREHEAD V.P./CONNECTED DISPENSER
Barak Obama Joe Biden
George Bush Dick Chaney
Bill Clinton Al Gore
George Bush Sr. Dan Quayle
Ronald Regan George Bush Sr.
Notice, when Satan actually became President (Bush Sr.), look what happened in the VP spot? Imagine the Regan duo, traveling in a Prius, Ron driving, George in the passenger seat, leaned back, dolling out orders, pointin' at stuff, and runnin' shit. Then in the classic, deep, rough, demonic voice you hear, "Pull over Ronnie, I want to drive." Bush Sr. grins as he slides in behind the wheel. He hollers out, "Get me someone so I can use the HOV lane!" Dan Quayle hops in the car, "HI!"
George mutters under his breath, "Oh God..." as he slowly pulls away from the curb.
OPEN YOUR EYES AMERICA. THE V.P. RUNS THE SHOW.
Who's running our country now? The young black guy? Really? RREEEally? No, Joe Biden runs our great nation. Look at the recent list. In fact, the one exception just hammers home my point:
PRESIDENT/FIGUREHEAD V.P./CONNECTED DISPENSER
Barak Obama Joe Biden
George Bush Dick Chaney
Bill Clinton Al Gore
George Bush Sr. Dan Quayle
Ronald Regan George Bush Sr.
Notice, when Satan actually became President (Bush Sr.), look what happened in the VP spot? Imagine the Regan duo, traveling in a Prius, Ron driving, George in the passenger seat, leaned back, dolling out orders, pointin' at stuff, and runnin' shit. Then in the classic, deep, rough, demonic voice you hear, "Pull over Ronnie, I want to drive." Bush Sr. grins as he slides in behind the wheel. He hollers out, "Get me someone so I can use the HOV lane!" Dan Quayle hops in the car, "HI!"
George mutters under his breath, "Oh God..." as he slowly pulls away from the curb.
OPEN YOUR EYES AMERICA. THE V.P. RUNS THE SHOW.
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