Sunday, June 23, 2013

Our US Citizens are DUMB. Why have I never heard a discussion of who it is we're actually electing in a Presidential Election?

We don't elect a President, dummy!  We elect a figurehead and a Vice-President.  The Vice-President runs the country (9 times out of 10).  Want to know who's gonna win a Presidential Election?  Just look for the dynamic duo:  A charismatic figurehead, and a white haired, capitol hill experienced, dispenser of evil.

Who's running our country now?  The young black guy? Really?  RREEEally?  No, Joe Biden runs our great nation.  Look at the recent list.  In fact, the one exception just hammers home my point:

     Barak Obama                                      Joe Biden
     George Bush                                       Dick Chaney
     Bill Clinton                                        Al Gore
     George Bush Sr.                                 Dan Quayle
     Ronald Regan                                     George Bush Sr.

Notice, when Satan actually became President (Bush Sr.), look what happened in the VP spot? Imagine the Regan duo, traveling in a Prius, Ron driving, George in the passenger seat, leaned back, dolling out orders, pointin' at stuff, and runnin' shit.  Then in the classic, deep, rough, demonic voice you hear, "Pull over Ronnie, I want to drive."  Bush Sr. grins as he slides in behind the wheel.  He hollers out, "Get me someone so I can use the HOV lane!"  Dan Quayle hops in the car, "HI!"
George mutters under his breath, "Oh God..." as he slowly pulls away from the curb.


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