So it's finally here! 2012!!!
Yes, the end game. Good bye nonsense. Released from hell we shall be. Judgement Day.
Well, whatever the year brings, I just pray it's SOMETHING. I mean really. We elected our first black President four years back. Remember that? That good looking, youthful, well spoken, thoughtful, and downright impressive person ...person? I mean NIGGER. In fact, I'm pretty sure he's the best President we've had since my birth. ...Please, don't embarrass yourself trying to contradict that... It's a shame we elected him into the greatest economic and foreign relations disasters of my lifetime as well. And then people are like, "Obama hasn't done shit! I may even be worse off since he took the Presidency. I ain't re-electing that dumb ass."
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!
The fact that things are even comparable to four years ago is a miracle! Had we elected anyone else (save Paul or Edwards - That's right! I said it!) and we'd probably be having clan wars with sticks and stones by now. Grunting and snorting at each other and wearing animal hides (and probably having crazy domination oriented sex that makes all that rape-ish porn look tame -- yeah, choking her out. Whatever... try slamming her over the head with a club and THEN hittin it like a gorilla. ...In front of your parents, kids, and 10 other clan members. ...All of whom don't even really notice!) Sorry, got a little swept up there...
But yeah, does anyone remember the piece of shit, disaster of a country that Bush enabled? That there's ANY hope right now is AMAZING. If Obama isn't re-elected I will weep. Literally. Tears will come forth from my eyes. ...and hopefully I will have amassed enough cash to move to Costa Rica and retire. Of course I'd stick around for Ron Paul as well, but we all know... when California drops into the ocean his candidacy will go straight down the toilet. HAHA!!! 2012!!!
AAAAAnyway, back to Obama, my initial point was that the first black president issue barely made the headlines, or so it seemed to me? I mean, yes it was a big deal and had some hoopla surrounding it, but it was nowhere near the event I expected it to be. Especially since it came so quick! 2008?!?!?! WOW!!! I was thinking more around 2032! It hasn't even been 50 years since "I have a dream..." and the head honcho is BLACK?!?! and not some John Smith Black, we're talkin some BARACK OBAMA Black! Shit, I'm surprised he wore shoes to the inauguration! See, you've got to understand now, we're not talkin CEO of some corporation, or president of a bank, or even a manager at McDonald's. We are talking about THE PRESIDENT, THE LEADER, THE BOSS of the MOST POWERFUL and DOMINANT COUNTRY on the PLANET. Think about it, in less than a nigger's life expectancy - "I'm sittin' in the back of the bus, can't use "white people stuff", and I occasionally get lynched." TO "I'm arguably the MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD." I dunno, seems pretty quick to me? Don't get me wrong - HURRAY! - but damn... maybe the people of the US weren't quite as bassackwards as we thought? Maybe it's just that the STUPID ones were f'in LOUD and ... well ... stupid?
Gotta go... I think I felt a tremor!...
GOTTA GET A BOAT AND SOME SCUBA GEAR SO I CAN GET IN ON THE LOOTING OF BEVERLY HILLS (and Encino!) when it's under the Pacific Ocean!