The Almighty Power of One

Every object (especially those capable of self controlled propulsion) capable of movement - especially spinning, contains and controls the Entire Power of the Universe, for in order for that item to be spinning, the remainder of the universe must necessarily in fact be spinning around that object. (I'm speaking within the general paradigm of Alteration of Perspective) Thus, when you are being a self-centered prick, it's o.k., because you ARE the center of the universe, and the world DOES revolve around you. Ta Da!