Friday, August 30, 2013

Open letter to cardiologist, Dr. Chauncey Crandall


(wonderful, now I'm giving him free website traffic... oh well...)

Please pass along to Chauncey the message that he's a piece of shit for using his chosen marketing methods .

I'm certain the phrase, "How the hell am I going to pay my mortgage this month?" was foreign to C.C.'s mind beginning long before his internet marketing strategy was even possible.  So is it really necessary to play on people's health concerns and fears and lure them into joining a group effort to make C.C. "fabulously wealthy" instead of just "very rich".  He lured me in with his "4 signs your heart is quietly failing."  I was so disappointed when he launched into his nauseating marketing monologue; never providing the information he had lead us to expect.  Instead he changes his 4 Things from "signs my heart is quietly failing" to "that happen right before a heart attack." THEN he proceeds to manipulate his victims AGAIN by only providing 2 of the 4 things, and provides only partial information at that.

I'm sure Chauncey is an outstanding doctor; which makes his descent into the worst depths of capitalist marketing all the more disgusting.  Dangling life-saving information in front of people like a carrot in front of a donkey.  He then subtly changes his bait into something more honest but less luring,  and then fails to provide even HALF of this new information in some adolescent, unethical attempt to further bait & manipulate his reader.  He's like a sociopathic girlfriend.

So this is how our professional, medical elite see their role in society.  Nice.  Well when the economy collapses and prison rape gangs roam the countryside, I can only pray they come across Chauncey on a warm spring day, strolling along a Florida beach...  They say, "Hi."  He says, "Hello."

Admittedly, I envy his financial success, but that doesn't make him any less of a piece of shit.

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