Thursday, February 25, 2010

I'M a fuckin' LOSER. Thanks for paying for my ENTIRE carefree life. HAHAHAHA!

So, last week, not too far from where my home is, some wacko took an axe, hacked up some woman near their home or apartment and then proceeded into the street hacking up a 4 month-old baby and another woman.

As you might have guessed, the baby didn't make it. Surprisingly, the two women, in spite of their faces hanging from their chins, apparently did survive! Wow is all I have to say. But then again, man, that's one lame axe murderer. Takes down 3, but only actually kills one and that one was only 4 months old - - L A M E.

But none of that is my point. The next day, the psycho's wife appears on television begging for her husband's forgiveness! Are you fucking kidding me? But there she was. She says he was mentally challenged and unstable and hallucination prone, through no fault of his doing.

I say, "SO WHAT?" Dude hacked up three people in the afternoon, out in the middle of the street - He shouldn't be alive today according to my rules. Regardless, let's consider what's really going to happen here...

This retard is going to be ruled insane and get put up somewhere for the rest of his life, with a roof over his head, three meals per day, medical treatment, dental, and vision - all handled. Wander around his institution playing with crayons and talking to other psychos and doctors. ---ON YOUR TAB! That's right, you're gonna pay for this loser's entire life. Meanwhile plenty of your fellow citizens, WHO DON'T CHOP PEOPLE UP WITH AXES, will be digging in dumpsters, hoping to find a fucking PEACH PIT!

FUCK THIS NONSENSE! FUCK HIS WIFE! FUCK HIM! AND FUCK WHOMEVER SET THIS RIDICULOUS SYSTEM UP!

YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO! I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT...

1 comment:

  1. Not that anyone actually pays attention, but just in case... The "dumpster/peach pit" is a George Carlin reference - specifically to a bit he did on bulimia.

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