First, is the employee recruitment sheet stuck to the top of my domino's pizza box. There are three people pictured;
1. An overweight white guy.
2. A black girl.
3. A black guy.
They are advertising for three positions
A. Ass't Manager.
B. Delivery Driver.
C. Customer Servics Rep.
Can you guess which person is pictured as an example for each position?
At the end, on the black guy's stomach they state, "D's Pizza is an equal opportunity employer committed to a diverse and inclusive workforce."
Whew! That's a relief! I was getting worried that the company might have some built in racial and gender prejudices! Anyway, nevermind...
Second, ...I seem to have forgotten what was second...
Third, is my latest million dollar idea - mattress factory! + custom alteration of flat sheets to strap-fitted sheets (can do fitted sheets too). Custom length and color, velcro skirt and optional mattress side colors. Layers - stiff rubber, thick dense foam, med. mid foam, thin eggshell. Optional feather top. Must address thickness/fitted sheet issue in full.
Naturally, I've left out the key to this being a highly profitable endeavor - I can't just give it away?!?!