Alright, Somebody's Got to Say It. It might as well be me. CHRISTIANITY...

... IS STUPID. CHRISTIANS ARE AS RIDICULOUS AS MORMONS AND SCIENTOLOGISTS. HERE'S WHY:

Seriously people.  This guy, Jesus, died 2,000 years ago.  Christians say he was the Son of God, the Lord, our Savior, above Humanity however you look at it.  They also say that one must Believe in Him and the grand sacrifice he made for us... for our sins - whatever the fuck that means.  One must believe these things in order to be SAVED, and allowed into Heaven in the Afterlife (rather than burn in the pits of Hell for eternity.)

REALLY?!?!?!?!

Oh yeah, and He's coming back!!!!  And SOON!!!

You people are morons.

Let's just say that this guy Jesus did actually exist...
It was only 2,000 years ago!
HUMAN BEINGS HAVE BEEN BEHAVIORALLY STABLE FOR 50,000 YEARS!
WE'VE BEEN BIOLOGICALLY STABLE FOR 150,000 YEARS!
DUDE!
So for the other 48,000 years, EVERY HUMAN WENT TO HELL?
Maybe that's the answer!  God was just bored stiff and insanely lonely and so he sent his son down as like a recruiter.  To get God some friends.  I can just see it...

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I CANNOT PLAY ONE MORE MIND NUMBING GAME OF SOLITAIRE!!!!"
"I THINK I'LL GO RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MARY CHICK IVE BEEN WATCHING LATELY;  HAVE A KID WITH HER AND LEAVE HIM DOWN THERE TO RECRUIT SOME PEOPLE UP HERE SO WE CAN PLAY HEARTS OR SPADES OR SOMETHING.  EVEN JUST CRIBBAGE!!!"

48,000 years, God let humans just run wild = and wrong.  How can you know the Trinity if one of the tripod's legs doesn't come into being for 10s of 1000s of years?!?!?!

Fuck the Pope, every Bishop, Priest, Nun, Preacher, Cardinal, and every idiot believing in this Insane Nonsense.

You're all a bunch of suckers, believing in voodoo, magic, lies, and stupid shit.  If I didn't have to witness it everyday, I wouldn't believe Christianity would have a single member.  Get real, you fucking retards.

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8 YEARS LATER - THE SAGA CONTINUES - U.S. HISTORY... AGAIN...

(This is a continuation of my post on February 3rd, 2005, entitled, "Back to U.S. History")

 When we left our heroes, they were struggling with the problem of massive numbers of big, strong, rightfully resentful, and angry slaves about to overpower their soft "Masters" regardless of the Masters' monopoly on firearm possession.  To make matters worse, the obvious solution of capping the slaves' population number was ruled out due the ever increasing need for MORE slaves as our heroes maintained the economic growth necessary to maintain their lifestyles, increase their national and international power, and continue their assent to world domination - i.e. finally they'll be safe and secure.

So WTF?  Right?  Our heroes are damned if they do (grow slave population) and damned if they don't (maintain economic growth).  What to do, what to do?  ...   Let's consult with our European roots and history and see what lessons we can learn to help us overcome this mighty obstacle.  Ah hah!  A class based society is a start.  That way you can have slaves but don't have to call them slaves.  Then some unsung hero suggested combining that with paper money and we'll have in effect merely changed the language of slavery and enslaved all the poor (and middle class) white people while announcing a triumphant end to slavery.  What a brilliant concept!  Free Slaves!  All we have to do is print up money for them to play with so they can pretend they have gold.  We'll let them have jet skis and shiny rims and we'll have jets, skis, and shiny satellites.

A message to the Religious and Spiritual (a comment I left someone on a CNN article)

Whatever your religious belief - wake up - We've out grown supernatural-based control systems, or at least we should have. There is no God. Yes there is organization in the universe, but that's a matter of gravity and time on a scale we can't even conceptualize. Of course there's more to existence than what we know. But the omnipotent being(s) thing is plain retarded at this point. A Trinity? Son of God? Really? To coin a term, Jesus Christ! Are you kidding me? Original Sin? Have you seen a baby lately? How they sell this stuff is beyond me. Back to deconstruction... The concept of an afterlife is nothing but a crutch to make us feel better when people we like die, and to make dying not so scary. Grow up. You have one shot at life. Take responsibility for yourself and be the best you can. Stop accepting mediocrity in the now because that Heaven you dream of after your death isn't coming. Your only shot at Heaven is right here, right now. Do something new. Capitalism, Socialism, Communism, Hippy-ism, etc, etc... all been done. Do something NEW. Because money sucks (unless you have more than your fair share :-)

Always gotta f__k with the niggers and beaners.

Dealing with Law Enforcement and the Legal System SUCKS ENOUGH as a middle class white guy.  My heart goes out to all the black and mexican (S. Am...) guys out there.  You're getting fucked.  I am whitey and I apologize.

Out of all the possible combinations and whatnot, have you ever noticed that it turned out to be Pres. Lincoln on the only 'colored/dark' coin we have?   And OF COURSE of all the coins we have ever had, it is worth THE LEAST.  Man, will they ever stop hasslin' niggers?  It's just so fucked up.  I NEVER see a cop car pointing the wrong way, crooked, half on the sidewalk, lights goin, with A WHITE GUY with his hands behind his back standing between the headlights.  I see black guys in that predicament all the time.  I got pulled over once because the NHP guy thought I was mexican.  Boy was he surprised when he walked up and looked in the window! lol  I was drivin a newly painted, grey Taurus station wagon, lowered, with black rims, blacked out windows and a license plate that said "PAPUH".  He was so confused that he actually said, "You know, it's raining out here?"  ...and it wasn't.  Then he wrote me a ticket for windows that were too dark! lol

Incredible! I actually remembered what it was that I couldn't remember for yesterday's post!!! SPIN!!!

When I say spin, I DON'T mean news spin or political spin.  I mean spin like a top.  It has occurred to me that what ever IT is, it has something to do with spinning.  The motion of spinning is so fundamental and pervasive in the universe at every level that it's got to have some uncommon significance. The key to something.

Galaxies are spinning.  Solar systems are spinning.  Stars are spinning.  Planets are spinning.  Weather systems are spinning (hurricanes, tornadoes, obviously, but really all weather systems spin), Water drains spin, like toilets and sinks, etc.  Wheels spin.  Generators spin to create electricity.  All engines spin.  The earliest toys - tops and yo-yos both spin.

When we spin, we get dizzy!

Molecules and atoms spin.

So what's the deal?

About God and something else I can't remember right now?

You know that demonstration of the unreliability language where a phrase is whispered person to person throughout the class.  Once the phrase reaches the last person, you compare it to the original phrase and it's all f'ed up?  Well, that's sort of what happened with God.  Have you ever wondered about God's real name? YHWH?  Kind of "consonanty" eh? Well there's a reason.  YHWH is breathing.  YH represents the inhale and WH, the exhale.  Say them as you breathe.  Say them correctly, don't go stickin in vowels that aren't there.  See, God is life.  The breath of life.  "And He breathed life into it..."  The primary function that ceases when one dies is they stop breathing.  Conversely, you prevent someone from breathing and they die.  God is life.  Breath.  YHWH.

Then some religious jerks came along and fucked the whole concept up.  On purpose; saying someone (life) is God isn't a very effective means of controlling them.  A scary, judgmental, & nosey man in the sky is much better.

Now, what was that other thing....  ? I can't remember right now.  Well...     I made up a knock knock joke today...

"Knock, knock..."
                                "Who's there?"
"Jesus."
                                "Jesus who?"

LOL!

This next one I didn't make up:

If a man says something in a forest and no woman is there to hear it, is he still wrong?